Next up to face a Goal Post grilling is much travelled 26 year old Eton Wick midfielder Ed Carpenter.
Ed has only recently returned to Saturday football after spending several seasons as physio at Bracknell Town under former manager Alan Taylor, who retired last summer.
Name: Ed Carpenter
Age: 26
Position: Centre/Right Midfield
Club supported: Nottingham Forest/Bracknell Town
Current club: Eton Wick FC (Saturdays), Winkfield FC (Sundays), Victorious Secret FC (Bracknell Standard Summer League)
Previous clubs: Bracknell Rovers FC, AFC Bracknell and Woodley Hammers FC
Honours: Div 4 Winner 03/04 with AFC Bracknell, Div 2 Winner 04/05 with Woodley Hammers, Div 1 Winner 05/06 with Woodley Hammers, Div 2 Runner up 06/07 with Winkfield, Div 1 Runner up 07/08 with Winkfield.
Biggest joker: Gary Webb @ Winkfield and Patrick Anderson @ Victorious Secret - Both are comedy gold!
Worst dressed: Phil 'Specky' Gale @ Winkfield - He makes Stig of the Dump look good!
Best memory in football: A hat-trick against Finchampstead in a 11-2 win on my 25th Birthday
Ambition: To always score more goals than Luke Thorn per season..... He is possibly the most competitive guy you can meet!
Favourite goal: A 40 yard volley for Bracknell Rovers against The Molly Miller
What would you change in football: Cheating, diving etc....
Favourite pitch: Braybrooke Road
Best place to go for a drink in town: I like the Duke of Edinburgh in Ascot!
Favourite film/music: Snatch and Football Factory
Favourite drink: Grolsch
Favourite food: Indian
Top three dinner guests: Gav Taylor, Lee Evans, Cheryl Cole
Favourite holiday destination: Cyprus