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Player profile: Alex Morgan
26/ 6/2008
The eagle-eyed Goal Post editors smelled a rat this morning with some 'innocent' changes to Victorious Secret midfielder Ed Carpenter's profile.
Revenge however, as they say is sweet, so here is Alex Morgan's profile according to his VS colleague.
I think you weak link is your manager Alex. You and Matt are probably the two best players on VS! Is he the guy with the plaster on his finger who hangs around the goal fetching balls?
Ginger Pete, Bracknell
30/06/2008 at 15:36
30/06/2008 at 15:36
Heard you are not playing this week, Have they dropped you after your poor performances?
MachineHippo, Bracknell
30/06/2008 at 12:46
30/06/2008 at 12:46
Hiya Alex
You keep mentioning me so I thought I'd get in touch because I think with my help you could be hot!!!!
You keep mentioning me so I thought I'd get in touch because I think with my help you could be hot!!!!
Gok Wan, London
27/06/2008 at 09:48
27/06/2008 at 09:48
To be fair you did have that Baldrick lad in your pocket!
You must have let him out sometime after the game because the little minx has gone and insulted Ed on his profile!
He's not wrong when he says he's short and fat! Ha Ha
You must have let him out sometime after the game because the little minx has gone and insulted Ed on his profile!
He's not wrong when he says he's short and fat! Ha Ha
Stig Buck Stan, Bracknell
26/06/2008 at 18:08
26/06/2008 at 18:08
I didnt think you were very good mate....you had a turning circle like the QEII
MachineHippo, Bracknell
26/06/2008 at 17:10
26/06/2008 at 17:10
I saw you play on Wednesday mate and you were proper good. You are a gift to the VS team. I hope you're not playing the week we are against you!
Ginger Pete, Bracknell
26/06/2008 at 16:16
26/06/2008 at 16:16

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