1. Film review: The Dictator

Whatever you make of the film itself, The Dictator is a bold comedy you can’t ignore

2. TV Choice: Hoarders, Gok Cooks Chinese & Anchorman

3. Films showing to raise awareness

Two special films will be shown at South Hill Park during two national awareness weeks in a bid to promote greater understanding of mental health and dementia.

4. Film review: Dark Shadows

Dark Shadows is a pedestrian comedic gothic horror tale that brings nothing new to the table.

5. Aquabatiques beaten by Pudsey in Britain's Got Talent final

Winnersh swimmer Jazmine Stansbury failed to make a splash in the finals of Britain's Got Talent on Saturday night.

6. Jazmine's Aquabatiques splash into Britain's Got Talent finals

Sensational swimmer Jazmine Stansbury of Winnersh made a hugh splash in last night’s semi-finals of Britain’s Got Talent with her synchro team Aquabatique.

7. TV Choice: Britain's Got Talent, Ocean's Twelve, Celebrity Deal or No Deal & The Witches

Every week our square-eyed reporters take a look at what’s on TV – the highlights and the lowlights – and pick what they think you should watch or avoid.

8. Film review: American Pie Reunion

If you’re experiencing serious withdrawal symptoms from a dearth of laddish japes and lewd humour, you need suffer no more – because the original American Pie team is back, nine years after their last outing.

9. TV Choice: Planet Earth Live, hating 1999 & Die Hard

Every week our square-eyed reporters take a look at what’s on TV – the highlights and the lowlights – and pick what they think you should watch or avoid.

10. Film review: Avengers Assemble

To start with, and for an hour or more, Avengers Assemble is a passive viewing experience and you really need to have seen the other films in the franchise to make sense of motivations, and whip up any dormant passion for these characters.