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Aliens are likely to invade Bracknell and Wokingham

July 12, 2012

Little green men have their sights on Bracknell Forest and Wokingham, according to research released this week.

The UFO Investigation & Research Unit has been researching which spots are most likely to be invaded by aliens and has placed area in the top six most at-risk places.

The ranking is based on reported sightings, presence of military bases and proximity to potential targets. It is thought the Atomic Weapons Establishment in Aldermaston could make the area attractive to extraterrestrials.

Radio producer spots UFO above Bracknell

Phil Hoyle, head of the UFO Investigation & Research Unit, said; "The risk is very real with UFO sightings increasing each year.

"The Government needs to be vigilant and introduce measures that ensure the public's safety.

"They have a right to be prepared for the inevitable and this research demonstrates a threat that is potentially on their doorstep."

London is the most at risk spot in Britain while Fort William in Scotland is the least. Other places on interest to intergalactic raiders include Goonhilly in Cornwall, site of a satellite base, and Scarborough which is near several key military sites.

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They are here already,and no no health problems Winstanley thanks for your concerns.

DrBChing
19/07/2012 at 12:24

Winstanley read your comment and cracked up!

Hope the aliens aren't anti-social drinkers as well ;)

CMK
17/07/2012 at 10:26

That's quite a headline, but where's the support for the claims?

I suspect that Phil Hoyle cannot provide evidence that aliens exist, let alone that they are dangerous and are planning an invasion. If he had such evidence then he'd be first in line for a Nobel prize.

The reporter should be ashamed of themselves for being drawn in without a single question being asked. This is shockingly bad reporting.

morphics
14/07/2012 at 12:55

Maybe they are coming to take John Redwood home.

Jokingham, Wokingham
13/07/2012 at 17:03

Ossie - they are actually a private limited company and receive no public money - not that any mention was ever made that they did. They are part of a wider network of 'enthusiasts'. Cosmic train spotters if you will.

Winstanley, Bracknell
13/07/2012 at 13:51

If they land down Norreys they'll find it up on bricks before you can say Useless Crescent.

R Matthews
13/07/2012 at 12:55

Why on earth is public money being used to fund such pointless and useless trivia! You'll hear more common sense spoken in the local over a pint for nowt! As to Aliens landing in Wokingham I'd have thought it obvious from the antics of WBC that they are already here!

Ossie, wokingham
13/07/2012 at 12:43

Great, Wokingham will have Green Men but no green space - Thanks WBC ....

Peter Turner
13/07/2012 at 12:14

Let's hope they're not the vulnerable sort...the local Churches (Chafia) will be on them like a Dog on heat

Timothy Jefferies
13/07/2012 at 11:55

I imagine the Council would be happy to give them a nice free house and some benefits to tide them over...

Bruce Wayne
13/07/2012 at 09:00

They'd take one look at the town centre and jump on the first spacecraft home.

Goldfish62
13/07/2012 at 08:45

Why would they land in Wokingham? we have no public toilets.

p jeppo
13/07/2012 at 07:08

What have we done to deserve this? We already have a zombie infestation in Bracknell and now the aliens are coming!

Frank Chicken
12/07/2012 at 22:47

So this explains why Bracknell and Wokingham Councils want to build so many houses in the area.

Maybe little green men could take over empty office space too - as earth-bound businesses seem reluctant to move in.