Friday, BBC2, 9pm
The Tudors

For those of you bored at home on a Friday night, why not get a bit of harmless titillation from these raunchy royals?

Forget Henry VIII as a pot-bellied porker, Jonathon Rhys-Meyers cuts quite a dash in this steamy historical series – and local girl Natalie Dormer isn’t so shabby as Anne Boleyn.

It’s wall-to-wall bonking but so what? Good, not-so-clean fun.